When the Coffee is Ass

Nov 5, 2025

And other crises.

4 Comments

I can totally hear Gymnopédies playing as the anthem of this essay

Nov 5Edited

A bush. The clapbacks. Genius.

This essay is not ass.

Hilariously cynical and truthful in all the best ways. Thanks for that.

This comment is not ass!

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